THE BAD TIME MACHINE

JUKEBOX OF BAD TIMES · 1930 — 2026 · NO COINS RETURNED

SIDE A · TRACK 01

ARROWS SPIN THE NEXT BAD TIME · SWIPE ON MOBILE · DROP A COIN FOR AUTO-SPIN

THE MILESTONE HALL OF SHAME

WORST DECADE TO MAKE EACH BIG LIFE MOVE — BAD-TIME SCORE

WHO REALLY HAD THE BADEST TIMELINE?

POINTS = SUM OF DECADE BAD-TIME SCORES YOU LIVED THROUGH AGES 0–40 — YOUR COMING-OF-AGE YEARS