JUKEBOX OF BAD TIMES · 1930 — 2026 · NO COINS RETURNED
ARROWS SPIN THE NEXT BAD TIME · SWIPE ON MOBILE · DROP A COIN FOR AUTO-SPIN
WORST DECADE TO MAKE EACH BIG LIFE MOVE — BAD-TIME SCORE
POINTS = BAD-TIME SCORES ACROSS YOUR WHOLE LIFE — CHILDHOOD (0–12) & YOUTH (13–17) COUNT TOO, GROWING UP IN THE DEPRESSION & WWII STINGS — THEN THE SIX BIG MOVES: CAREER 18–35 · FAMILY 22–40 · HOME 25–45 · SAVING 25–55 · WELL-BEING 20–60 · MENTAL HEALTH 13–25. GEN Z & GEN ALPHA ARE STILL SPINNING — NOT IN THE RACE